Fuck Off

đź’šAnything's a dildo if you're brave enough ~~~~

If you're on computer I sincerely apologise for my layout

kawaii-anal-prolapse00:

Wat

ocultaba:

don’t spend 60$ on a crop top at american apparel please love yourselves 

(via condom)

toinfinityandbeyonce:

MY ANACONDA DONT
"Michael Cera was born in Canada in 1988 at the tender age of zero."

- the only thing in Michael Cera’s fucking BandCamp bio (via officialplxar)

(via want-some-watson)

theycallmenymocuzimlost:

metrogoon:

If you’d rather go to a club than a museum, you deserve to be unhappy.

If you judge people for their preferences, I will gladly clonk you over the head with a spoon.

(via zic0sdreads)

me sexting just now

actionables:

him: how many times will we fuck

me:

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(via disowns)